VOTE :,PIPIPIRIPI :# FOR PRESIDENT.

IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA,
My 12 Points Agenda would be as follows:
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who
breaks
each others heart will spend
20years in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than one wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl
without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or
Iraq
for survival..
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than 4kids...
6. If U are married and ain't paying attention to
your
wife,you will be jailed until you change.
7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in
a
zoo for 2 months.
8. No sex until U seek permission from your local
Govt chairman... and it's once per month....
9.Every boy must register his girlfriend in the
ministry of
woman affairs,which makes it one boy one girl ,if
you want
re-register a new girl you will publish it on 4
different
newspaper's
10.Any girl who is not married till 35 years will be
taken to
chibok for the exchange of our girls held by boko
haram
11.Any man of 40 years and still single will
receive a free
wife from the federal government,
12.Every marriage certificate will have expiration
date and
will be renewed promptly when expired....
question is::
Will u vote for me ??? Capobliss

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